I take my children everywhere...but they always seem to find their way home!
Friday, January 7, 2011
My Poor, Sweet, yet HILARIOUS, 6 year old!
So I just have to tell this hilarious story. Ethan and May May are at this age where they come home and tell us all about theri "girlfriends" they have at school. May May claims to have multiple girlfriends all the time, where Ethan just sticks with one. He has this girlfriend now that he has taken all kinds of mine and Kristen's used jewelry and makeup to as gifts. He's so in LOVE! A couple of days ago the boys were getting ready for school and May May said he needed to dress up to look hot for his three girlfriends. Ethan's response to him was, "I don't have to dress up. My girlfriend loves me for me." Ha! Oh, and wait...it gets better! So when I picked them up from school that day Ethan got into the truck with a pouty face. He told me he had the worst day ever! His girlfriend dumped him! And she made another little girl tell him! How dare she??? So after some moping around before bed he told me he had a plan for the next day, but wouldn't tell me what it was. The next morning he showers, washes his hair even, combs it all perfectly, and puts on what he considered to be a nice outfit. (I didn't have the heart to crush him and tell him he looked a little silly really.) When I was dropping him off at school, as he was getting out of the truck, he turned to me and said, "Mom, today she's going to want me back! But I'm going to tell her she's a day late and a dollar short!" Bahahahahaha!!! Oh, that boy!